Random Halfling Encounters
wilwheaton:
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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

scottish-ralsei:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

brookietf:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

failure-to-adult:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

mst3kgifs:

Welcome to the Simulator of PAIN, Emily.

I mean she makes a good point O.O

Them: “We shall transform you into the next stage of human evolution!”

Me: “Oooo, crab or weasel? Evolution only ends one of two ways!”

You’re forgetting Space Salamander, which according to Star Trek: Voyager is our Final Form O.O

Written by people who didn’t do a single ounce of research in to the topic of Evolution, and yet they still wrote their script, confident that it was fine to present to the millions of viewers.

When Voyager finally made it back home, among the many captains logs Janeway deleted was the one concerning this incident because she’s not paying any space salamander child support if those kids come looking for her O.O

She also deletes the logs about Tuvix because the ethics of essentially murdering a new lifeform on the off-chance it gets you your two dead crew back is shaky at best.

The whole crew has a “I Know What You Did Last Summer” style pact about the Tuvix incident O.O

“WE TAKE THIS TO OUR GRAVES”

StarFleet: Anything happen while you worked your way home.

Janeway: nothing unusual.

Crew snickers.

Janeway: Nothing at all.

flippingfrogg:

cirusthecitrus:

Entrapdak Positivity Month 2023 Day 7: Clumsy

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I can only accept miscommunication trope when it’s done for da funny

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Your face when your ass is so perfect that it makes your girlfriend forget about how worried she is about fine motor skills

peoplecallmelucifer:

gehayi:

tacticalcinnamonroll:

grymmdark:

tuiccim:

Say it LOUDER!!!!

im not christian, but i have encountered so many transphobic christians that actually hearing someone in a position of authority in their religion actively support trans people makes me feel like maybe there is hope

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More leaders in the traditionalist branches/denominations/etc. need to speak out like this. When compassion, kindness and love lead both beliefs and actions, then lives are valued, saved, and cherished. And if that’s not the point, then what is? What righteousness can there ever be in cruelty? Whose pocket does it pick, whose leg does it break to simply be kind? If not now, when?

Reblogging @mikkeneko ‘s tags:

#you know what I appreciate about this

 #there’s no punchline 

#no gotcha

#just this very sincere measured response

#if your theology promotes cruelty and suffering

#then your theology is bad

There is a difference between calling yourself a man of faith and living like one. This priest and rabi do the second

yunta0722:
“@doberaptor ’s Clone OC, chief medical engineer, Lucky, and his flower dogs! and Smol.
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yunta0722:

@doberaptor ’s Clone OC, chief medical engineer, Lucky, and his flower dogs! and Smol.

My Warforged Artificer/ Alchemist.ALT

Amra At Makanikia, a Warforged Artificer/Alchemist, who used to entertain travelers for her master till she got up and left, taking tooks with her, along with some clothes, she walked off into the desert night to seek her fortune.

kaereth:

my glitradora oc babies hanging out with some extended family :>

(watermark from my old account)

juniperrrrrrr:
“flower girl scorpion girl in love?
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juniperrrrrrr:

flower girl scorpion girl in love?

seancefemme:

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the anniversary pic was so cute ;u; 🦂🌺✨

kaereth:
“ Luisa from Encantó, Scorpia from SheRa and Noi from Dorohedoro having a relaxing time at a beach for a kofi request ⛱
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kaereth:

Luisa from Encantó, Scorpia from SheRa and Noi from Dorohedoro having a relaxing time at a beach for a kofi request ⛱

hardisonparker:

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@awitchbravestheverge did this for me for my birthday 🥰🥰💗

I am here for soft muscle girl and her trans girlfriend Flower Princess

thebestcomicking:
“H.O.R.D.E.s’ first concert!!! Aside from miscommunications over wardrobes the show was a BANGER.
Available on my RedBubble.
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thebestcomicking:

H.O.R.D.E.s’ first concert!!! Aside from miscommunications over wardrobes the show was a BANGER.

Available on my RedBubble.

poetry-siir:

“Reblog if your name isn’t Ashley.”